C:\THEONE390>

C:\THEONE390> DIR /W

Volume in drive C is THEONE390 • Directory of C:\THEONE390\*.*

ABOUT TXT 1,420 > MS-DOS Editor: Bio, Profile & Specs

MYSTUFF DAT 2,048 > Hardware Stash: Handhelds, PC Rig & Peripherals

PROJECTS EXE 65,536 > System Notice: Work in Progress

LINKS BAT 1,240 > Dial-Up BBS: Doors, Networks & Outbound Gateway

Type 1-4, HELP, or any command below:

ALIAS: Theo (theone390)

PRONOUNS: He/They

BORN: September 24, 2006

RELATIONSHIP: Happily taken by my lovely German Waifu. Love you, E <3

STATUS: probably scouring a flea market for cool stuff • [DEVICEHIGH=C:\DOS\ANSI.SYS]

Welcome to my website. Documenting the various silly things I do. mostly has to do with modding consoles

[ HARDWARE PROFILE / CONFIG.SYS ]

• SOUND: Sound Blaster 16 [SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 P330 T6]

• VIDEO: Tseng Labs ET4000 VGA (Mode 03h - 80x25 16-Color Text)

• MEMORY: 624K Conventional RAM Free via MEMMAKER / QEMM386

• MOUSE: Microsoft Bus Mouse Driver v8.20 on COM1

<F1=Help> Line:1 Col:1 [ ESC / Exit Editor ]

┌── [ MYSTUFF.DAT - HARDWARE & CONSOLE REGISTRY ] ──┐

Reading connected inventory & personal hardware collection...

╔═════════════╗
║ [         •] ║ <- Fixed!
╠═════════════╣
║ (O) [---] AB║ <- Hacked / CFW
╚═════════════╝

> NEW NINTENDO 2DS XL

[!] Condition: Mostly fixed. slight issue with the hinge, though a small price to pay

[+] Mod Status: Fully Hacked / Custom Firmware

┌──┬─────────┬──┐
│+ │ ═══ ═══ │ -│
│o │         │ .│
└──┴─────────┴──┘

> NINTENDO SWITCH (V1 UNPATCHED)

[+] Hardware: Unpatched Fusee-Gelée Hardware Revision

[+] Mod Status: Fully Hacked / Custom Firmware

┌─────────┐
│ [===]   │
│ [PWR] o │
│ |RX580| │
│ [====]  │
└─────────┘

> DESKTOP PC RIG

• GPU: AMD Radeon RX 580 (8GB VRAM)

• MOBO: Random Chinese motherboard from Amazon (listing vanished next day)

┌───┬───┐   ╔═════════════════╗
│ L │ R │   ║ [Q][W][E][R][T] ║
│   │   │   ║ [A][S][D][F][G] ║
└───┴───┘   ╚═════════════════╝

> INPUT PERIPHERALS

• MOUSE: Razer DeathAdder Essential

• KEYBOARD: Cool Chinese Mechanical Keyboard (Brand TBA)

4 devices indexed in registry. [ESC] Exit to DOS

┌── [ PROJECTS.EXE - SYSTEM NOTICE ] ──┐

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
///  [!] CAUTION  ///  UNDER CONSTRUCTION  ///  CAUTION [!]  ///
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Work in progress, dont got any big projects going on.

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Status: 0 active builds in memory. [ESC] Exit to DOS

════════════ [ THEONE390 BBS v2.10 ] ════════════

SYSOP: theone390 • 28,800 BPS • 8-N-1 • ANSI-COLOR

*** MAIN SYSTEM GATEWAY & DOOR DIRECTORY ***

─── [ EXTERNAL DOORS & BROADCASTS ] ───

[Y] YOUTUBE DOOR : @theone390_yt (Shitposts, Edits & Clips)

[S] STEAM DOOR : Gaming Profile, Library & Activity

─── [ FIDONET & REMOTE NETWORKS ] ───

[N] NEOCITIES HUB : Independent Web Community Network

[R] RANDOM BBS SURF : Dial into a random Neocities station

Time remaining: 58 min • Security Level: 100 [ESC / G] Hang Up / Logoff

┌── [ HELP.TXT - MS-DOS COMMAND INDEX ] ──┐

STANDARD DIRECTORY APPS:

• 1 / ABOUT : Personal profile & hardware specs

• 2 / MYSTUFF : Handhelds, PC rig & peripherals stash

• 3 / PROJECTS : Project status & software archive

• 4 / LINKS : Dial-up BBS, YouTube & Steam doors

COMMAND LINE UTILITIES & SECRETS:

• DIR / EXIT : Return to root directory

• CLS : Clear screen banner

• MUTE / UNMUTE : Control background audio playback

• CRASH : Trigger Windows exception 0E (BSOD)

• DOOM : Sound Blaster 16 DOOM soundtrack jukebox

• MEMZ : Execute MEMZ trojan payload simulator

• FORMAT : Simulate format of drive C:

• MATRIX : Render real-time digital rain stream

• REBOOT : Re-execute system cold boot

Press [ESC] to return. [ESC] Exit to DOS

┌── [ FORMAT.COM - DRIVE C: ] ──┐

WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON-REMOVABLE DISK

DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST!

Proceed with Format (Y/N)? Y

Formatting 1,240.50 MB [████████████████████] 100%

Format complete... Just kidding. Drive C: is write-protected.

No sectors were harmed. [ESC] Exit to DOS

┌── [ MATRIX.EXE - DIGITAL RAIN STREAM ] ──┐

Signal stream active. [ESC] Exit to DOS

┌── [ DOOM.EXE - SOUND BLASTER 16 OPL3 JUKEBOX ] ──┐

[01] At Doom's Gate (E1M1) [► PLAYING]

            TIME: 00:00 / 01:38
            [LOOP: TRACK]
          

            [░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 0%
          

VU L: ■■■■■□□□ R: ■■■■■■□□ CHIP: YMF262 (OPL3) • 220Hz IRQ 5 DMA 1

─── [ TRACK REGISTRY • CLICK ROW OR TYPE # / CODE ] ───

Type 0-22, E1M1-E3M8, NEXT, PREV, LOOP, or EXIT. [ESC] Exit to DOS

Windows

A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) + 00010E36.

* Press [ESC] or click below to terminate the current application.

* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

System halted. [ESC] Press to Reboot to DOS